Catastrophically dog-eared
Animals don’t wear underwear
Could be twins, could be doubles
Doppelganger is an odd God
Total cod father with a lanyard
Dander ball with a laggard
Keepy-uppys, salted bargain wall
Slacks and flippers final nail clippers

Hoovering lisping wasps
Jaap Staam-ering thoughts
Arse fell out arseways
Say it again
Lisping wasps
Jaap Staam-ering thoughts
Arse fell out arseways

Ate all the gomp then
Leg of fish left
Ate all the gomp then
Leg of fish left
Sniffs and cough-webs

Giant massive parasol
In a cage with a window
Mister fish in a Tye-Dye t-shirt
Leather jocks
Even socks
Diet football
Sporting a Zidane
Nesting sea monk
Lord Muck de-throned
Sent to the gallows
Of the guillot-eenager

Giant massive parasol
In a cage with a window
Mister fish in a Tye-Dye t-shirt
Leather jocks
Even socks

Diet football
Sporting a Zidane
Nesting sea monk
Lord Muck de-throned
Sent to the gallows
Of the guillot-eenager

What a total, what a total, what a total
What a total, what a total, what a total

WHAT A TOTAL COD!
WHAT A TOTAL COD!
WHAT A TOTAL COD!
WHAT A TOTAL COD!
WHAT A TOTAL COD!
WHAT A TOTAL COD!
WHAT A TOTAL COD!