Two-nil at the final whistle
Thumbtack hatcher is bog-toed
Crunchy Percy is train erected
Dead Hollyhead in cine-morgue
Kissed like snooker balls a lot-mint
Face framed by fringe and by fridgits
Snook chewing gums in a mouth disco
Post haste be late and then if so

If so, this so…

Two-nil at the final whistle
Thumbtack hatcher is bog-toed
Crunchy Percy is train erected
Dead Hollyhead in cine-morgue
Kissed like snooker balls a lot-mint
Face framed by fringe and by fridgits
Snook chewing gums in a mouth disco
Post haste be late and then if so

This so, if so, this so, Calypso, dip so
Bath salt, a fault, then this so, if so
A fault, result, then this so, if so
Bath salt, a fault, calypso, if so

Gonna Barbie a Ken on a barbwire fence
If so, then so
Two bob, four pound, prefab castle
If so, then so
The flexion, Gal Ugandan
If so, then so
Fluke Ramadan, dairy lake so
If so, if so
When it's depressed
Still in love
When it's happy
Still in love
When it's all sad
Still in love
When it's anxious
Still in love
When it's depressed
Still in love
When it's happy
Still in love
When it's all sad
Still in love
When it's anxious
Still in love

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And still in love…