Thank you very much
This is our last song
Did I just get booed?
Uh, thank you, honestly, it's been real big
We hope to see you in the new year, happy Christmas and all
You good?

Better not ask our bleached mustache
Has given us a rash
Nice Ronny anyway
It's here but it's not
Our nylon locks
Like corn on a gob
Stuck in our gap anyway
Whiskering sweet
Nothings sugar-free
It's all we can see
'Tache of the day anyway

Again
Again
She's a gent, give her a call
My daughter Paul
Again
Again
She's a gent, give her a call
My daughter Paul
Better not ask our bleached mustache
Has given us a rash
Nice Ronny anyway
It's here but it's not
Our nylon locks
Like corn on a gob
Stuck in your gap and I won't

"I want
I want"
You made a pamphlet out of bread that we digest
Instead
Instead
You make a homemade three-in-one "'cause it looks fresh"
It's best
To look fresh
Then lean on now like a full bus that's back to school
It's all
Got old
To narrate silent ads with food in your mouth
Daddy
Long legs
Put his shoes back on and pissed with the seat down
Got pinched
To death
Lost my cheekbones and jumpers for goal posts
Over
The shop
Nurse a proceeding hairline with a nice hat
Edge of the seat Face/Off
Odds at Lee Evans
Think it's the seventh time I saw
Smidge of smug smig sange
Almost a funny dance
If I got the chance I would
Casually clean around
She walks through my house
Laughing at it now

And now I'm so surprised
She pulled them tight
And said that
Mighty Munch are the crust of Meanies
Now she's strictly-full
Intangible
How many bulbs does it take to screw a light in?
Now she pats her lap
Turns on her lamp
He's best mates with her dad-dad-daa

Now
It's all
Got old
To narrate silent ads with food in your mouth
Daddy
Long legs
Put his shoes back on and pissed with the seat down
Got pinched
To death
Lost my cheekbones and jumpers for goal posts
Over
The shop
Nurse a proceeding hairline with a hat
Thank you very much, see you next year