He's lying about his first meet
A pair of cross wells [?]
And disco swords [?]
At the age of twelve
Not eleven like his tall bear pioneer [?]

He is terrified of World War One [?]
He always uses exclamation points
He is terrible at football
He desperately needs glasses
But his parents admit that they can't see
He can paint the [?] backwards
He can barely do a sun-floor

He has VIP access to terrible rock concerts [?]
He has no idea how to turn the PA on

He is terrifiеd of World War One
He's falling off his blanket
Hе used to kiss his participation medals
He was so proud of them
He [?] sportsday [?]

He is very deceiving in [?], too much talking about The Beatles
He is very deceiving in [?], too much talking about The Beatles