OOOOOHHHH..
you can tell, by the smell
that she isnt feeling well
as the end of the month comes around

you can tell that it itches
by the way she always bitches
as the end of the month comes around

Oh hi hi hey
Whatcha got to say?
Shout out your orders loud and clear
We've got super, regular and large
we've got rags to fit a barge
as the end of the month rolls around

There's no surprise on her thighs
when you see a million flies
as the end of the month comes around

You can tell by the taste
another egg has gone to waste
as the end of the month rolls around

Oh hi hi hey
Whatcha got to say?
Shout out your orders loud and clear
We've got super, regular and large
we've got rags to fit a barge
as the end of the month rolls around
you can tell by the grunt
you shoved a rug up her cunt
as the end of the month rolls around

you can squeeze her cotton pony
and get some sauce for macaroni
as the end of the month comes around

Yeah but it's great
when your favorite date
calls you up and says
"honey, my period ain't late"
As the end of, as the end
of the month rolls around