It's the story
Of an ugly lady
Who was bringing up
3 semi-ugly girls
All of them had pubies
Like their mother
The youngest one in curls

It's the story
Of a fag named Brady
Who was bringing up
3 boys of his own
They'd get hard-ons
Right after dinner
No half-and-half
They'd creme their own

Till the one day when
The lady met this fellow
And they knew that it was
Much more than a hunch
That these pinheads should
Never have more children
That's the way they all became
The Buttfuck Bunch
The Buttfuck Bunch
The Buttfuck Bunch
That's the way they became
The Buttfuck Bunch