There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off (whack it off!)
There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off (whack it off!)
There's a dozen on my cousin I can hear the bastards buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off (whack it off!)

I was playing with my one-eyed trouser worm
When I shot a wad it blew up in the air
I should have aimed it better, it hit my Irish Setter
While my mom was combing out his hair

There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off (whack it off!)
There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off (whack it off!)
There's a dozen on my cousin I can hear the bastards buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off (whack it off!)

She was driving' down the road doing a-hundred and ninety nine
When the chain on her motorcycle broke
Well they found her in the grass with the muffler up her ass
And her titties playing Dixie on the spokes

There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off (whack it off!)
There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off (whack it off!)
There's a dozen on my cousin I can hear the bastards buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off (whack it off!)

Whack it off