Who gives a fuck what's going on
Who gives a fuck what's going on
Who gives a fuck what's going on here
Go the fridge and get me another beer

Oh my name is Richard Simmons, I like to squawk and squeal
I like when guys undo their pants and deal me a meal
I'm getting lots of exercise dropping to my knees
And I'm just glad that semen is so low in calories

Who gives a fuck what's going on
Who gives a fuck what's going on
Who gives a fuck what's going on here
Go the fridge and get me another beer

Oh his name is Roger Clemens, he showed up on the Mitchell report
Something about shriveled balls and a pecker that's really short
He swore to Congress no needles but here's his fuckin' trick
When he wanted a load of steroids he sucked Andy Petit's dick

Who gives a fuck what's going on
Who gives a fuck what's going on
Who gives a fuck what's going on here
Go the fridge and get me another beer

My name is Bill Clinton, I'm the leader of the land
I'd have been in much less trouble if I had just used my hand
I'm not afraid of going to trial, I do not fear the dock
As long as there's a lovely judge to sit and suck my cock
Who gives a fuck what's going on
Who gives a fuck what's going on
Who gives a fuck what's going on here
Go the fridge and get me another beer

Oh her name was Rachel Ray, I called that beaner bitch
I told her it must be a good connection, I could smell salsa on your snitch
That's not what I called about, what I really want to know
Is how much jizz did you have to swallow to get that TV show

Who gives a fuck what's going on
Who gives a fuck what's going on
Who gives a fuck what's going on here
Go the fridge and get me another beer

Oh his name was Paul McCartney, I gave up one legged bitches for lent
Believe me that $15 million was the best money I ever spent
I was high on pot when I met her I fucked her stump in bed
But now I wish Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon her head

Who gives a fuck what's going on
Who gives a fuck what's going on
Who gives a fuck what's going on here
Go the fridge and get me another beer