Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh, how did I get leprosy?

Syphilis
It all started with a simple kiss
Now it even hurts to take a piss
Oh, how did I get syphilis?

Why... Her...
Box was sick
I don't know
She wouldn't say

Now... My...
Dripping dick
Won't get thick
Like yesterday

Yesterday
My cock was always coming out to play
Now it needs two weeks to hide away
Oh, I believe, in yesterday

Ya da, ya da, ya da da