[Intro - Chuck Schumer]
Why do we do this to ourselves
Campaign for two to four years
And give this figurehead presidency so much weight?

When has putting one white man in charge
Led to anything other than genocide
Slavery, Chiquita Banana, and Watergate?

[Verse 1 - Nancy Pelosi, Steven Mnuchin & Louise Linton]
Let's be real here, money
We did it for money
And sometimes the power
But mostly the money

I mean a hundred
120 million dollars is personal net worth
You think I'd get that as a Gap sales associate?
I don't think so!

[Verse 2 - Mitch McConnell, Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton]
And so we'll reach across the aisle
If the hand we're shaking with
Has a check from Monsanto
Wrapped up in his fist
We work together to keep Bill's record clean
And hide that little black book of Jeffrey Epstein's

[Verse 3 - Donald Trump, Bill Clinton]
He was a personal friend of mine
They cut him down in his prime
But the power he exploited with his money and life
Is the American Dream played out before our eyes

[Verse 4 - Mike Pence & Stephen Miller]
Oh, sweet Jesus, call on me!
To use the power of your name to ban refugees
Going back to the dark ages with the baby cages
Flying a hundred miles an hour to the fascism stages

[Verse 5 - Joe Biden & Barrack Obama]
Obama taught me hope and change and armored drones
And I hope one day too, to pretend to close Guantanamo
Americans are corrupt in their own unique way
But there's one thing that unites us all

[Outro - All]
Power, money
America, My Fucked Home