Intro-ASMR DOUG

Hello welcome to my ASMR video
It's a very very pleasurable experience

SKA SKA

Verse One-Clayton From the DCC

-they ain't ready for this-

Hey my name is clayton from the dcc
I got all my mount vernon buddies with me

Headed down the block to the party
I can't be late cause I can’t be tardy


Bridge-everyone

BISCUTSBISCUTSBISCUTS

SWITCH UP

Verse 2-lil dunk
Chick Fil a Biscuits I got those lined up
Put it in the blender, drink it from a cup
Only eat breakfast, cannot do lunch
My biscuts gon soggy
It lost all of its crunch

Verse three-White Boy

Who ever thought that a white boy would bring hip hop back

SANDY SPRINGS, GEORGIA

Verse four-Icey Quavo

Ok
Hello my name is b and im all about the cream
Stop Playing with me im rolling with my team
Ya my future bright its just like a laser beam
Told them please stop talking, before I had to leave
Yea ya girl she texted me, ya know she want more
Got the girl eleanor like theodore

Bridge-Big D

Let'S MAKE IT OLD SCHOOL
Verse five-Hunter McCown

Uh uh uhh uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
Nobody stiles iller
Im like a female caterpillar
Nobodys on my level
Everybody sit back down cause i'm coming back around with the sick sick sick sick rhymes that will take you out of town
Ya im Hunter Hunter Hunter McCown


Verse Six-PCDawg

My friend says that he is a caterpillar
Icy on the track hes a five star skiller
Its time to give a little lesson in history
Take you back to drob’s chemistry
Graduated from the u.t austin
We from the south not boston
Take a little loop to let the track sizzle
Now throw it back to P-Dizzle

Verse Seven-P-Dizzle

WHATSUP
ITSYABOYP-DIZZLEOUTHEREINMYHEHA
MUSTARD
GOTTAGETAQUICKSOUTOUTTOAVERYDENNY
ADENNY
ADENNY
ADENNY
ADENNY
GETIA
GETIT
Verse Eight-Barry

ITs ya boy Townshend im a lyrical genius
My mind is running wild i'm chilling on venus
I got many names some call me barry
Better back off cause its getting very scary
I wasn't born this way wayne dabbs maid me
Started off as a coach now hes a deen
It get reel bad when we dont keep it clean
Before i say goodbye i have to say
See y'all later, have a nice day

Verse Nine-Scuba Steve

Yo the name is scuba steve you might have herd of me before
Cause i can't eat cheese
No i can't eat dirt but I still get this cheddar
Think of something to do, I can do it better

Verse Ten-VooDoo

STEVE
You can't eat dairy and your legs are hairy
This is voodoo on the mic and im here to ryme
Your lactose intolerant and that I cannot tolerate

Verse eleven-Scuba Steve

Yo denny get out of here with those boatworst fingers
When you shake my hand you leave a stench that lingers
I see you on the baseball field but I can't see you hitting any dingers

Verse twelve-P-DIZZLE

Lil Boat Lil Boat
Its ya boy on the track getting swole in the mac
Dr.James Roberts, he is my dad
Id die for his name in front of the lads
I be cover in ice while your moms covered in ice

Bridge-P-DIZZLE

BRANDON
Turn that music off
I WANNA SEEAMOSHPITOVERTHERE
OVERTHERE
I wanna {unintelligible} MOSH PITS
Break it down lil banjo
In three...two...one...


Verse thirteen-lil banjo

Alright
Sometimes when it rains I Cry
Sometimes when I eat I Die
I read about the treaty of Versailles
D-Rob is my little butterfly
Before I leave I wanna say
Captain Aye Aye

Bridge-Minister Chuck

Its time for the messiah with the heavenly flow

Verse fourteen-Minister Chuck

Good Morning Mt. Vernon
Its Minister Chuck how it goes
The joke of the week is all yall floes
Dear lord forgive me for my sins, I'm about to go in
For with you I always win
This gospel, for all my kin
Ill rap ur girl up liek yarn
I gotchu in my crosshairs
That's my lords prayer
Amen

Bridge-ASMR Doug
Thank you for watching our asmr but when have one more surprise for you
Mr. Mitch can we call you Mr. Mitch?

Outro-Baby Scramble
Na
Its ya boy baby scramble
Aka uncle cousin
Aka two left feet
Aka orange chicken for breakfast
Aka jungle ocelot
Aka Sandals with shoelaces
Aka sprite in the slow cooker
Aka aluminum toenails
Aka young haystack
Aka snail shell vest
Aka pocket full of pennies
Aka queso crossante

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