[Voiceover]
This is a journey.... into a lunatic asylum
[Speaker of the House]
Order! Or-or-or-or-order!

[Singers]
House of Commons, Commons of House
[Nigel Lawson]
I'm the coolest cat
[Geoffrey Howe]
And I'm a little mouse
[Singers]
House of Commons, where nothing's ever changed
[Neil Kinnock]
I'll fight and die for my country
[Margaret Thatcher]
We'll see if that can be arranged

[Edwina Currie]
There's a doctor in the house, but no nurses in the hospitals
[David Owen]
Jack your body, j-j-jack your body (body)
[David Steel]
For God's sake, David, don't give in
[Speaker of the House]
Order! Or-or-order!
[Roy Hattersley]
Ooh, I'll have a steak please