Don't go treating her bad!
Cuz you'll soon back a loser
Like a middle weight cruiser with a fix in the bag;
Soon be hitting the mat

Put the breaks on that rig
You're hot under collar
And you want folks to follow
Down the hole that you dig
Root around like a pig

Whoa oh whoa oh
I just wanna be king fish in my pond
Whoa oh whoa oh
Hope the strength of my youth isn't all gone!
Whoa oh whoa oh
Man there ain't nothin quite like the real thing
Whoa oh whoa oh
Heart tied together with shoestring

Say a pray for the van
Hear a knock through the floorboards
And I'm prayin' oh lord
And sayin', "oh man!"
How much more can you stand?
It's a sin and a shame
Missed the spring and 10 summers and
It just feels like a bummer
No one knows your name
You got no one to blame
Whoa oh whoa
I just wanna king fish in my pond
Whoa oh whoa oh
Hope the strength of my youth isn't all gone!
Whoa oh whoa oh
Man there ain't nothing quite like the real thing
Whoa oh whoa oh
Heart tied together with shoestring

I just wanna go back
Cuz (I) sure miss Ohio
And my Tuesday lifestyle lord ain't making a scratch
Ain't no prizes for that

Whoa oh whoa oh
Man there ain't nthing quite like the real thing
Whoa oh whoa oh
All tied together with shoestring
Whoa oh whoa oh
I just wanna be king fish in some pond!
Whoa oh whoa oh
Hope the strength of my youth isn't all gone!
Oh baby, don't wait