[Intro]
Okay hey, this is Ricky the Face, that's right
Hey, we got the number one big tune from that big hot group
The Good Rats

[Verse 1]
Ooh when I kissed her
I had to call my old lady
Hey ma this is your sweet baby
Won't be home tonight

[Verse 2]
And when I touched her (Couldn't help myself, I had to touch)
I had to call my employer (I had to call)
Hey boss don't mean to destroy ya (Mmmmm)
Won't be in for awhile (I just found me a lady)

[Chorus]
(Ooh) I just found me a lady (Ooh)
Ooh sweet lady (Ooh)

[Verse 3]
When it was over
I had to call up my doctor (Doctor)
Hey doc I think I'm in shock sir
Get on over here (The house call cost me forty-five)
[Chorus]
(Ooh) I just found me a lady
Ooh sweet lady (Ooh)

[Outro]
Ooh sweet lady (Just found me a lady)
Ooh sweet lady (Just found me a lady)
Ooh sweet lady (I am never comin' home)
Ooh sweet lady (I am never comin', I am never comin')
Ooh sweet lady (I am never comin', I am never comin')
Ooh sweet lady (I am never comin' home)
Ooh sweet lady (I am never comin' home)
Ooh sweet lady (I am never comin' home)
Ooh sweet lady (I am never comin'. I am never comin')
Ooh sweet lady (I am never comin'. I am never comin' home)
Ooh sweet lady (Just found me a lady)
Ooh sweet lady (Just found me a lady)
Ooh I am never comin' home
Gonna be hot times tonight (I am never comin' home)
Yeah I am never comin home
Gonna be hot times tonight (I am never comin' home)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I am never comin' home
Gonna be hot times tonight (I am never comin' home)
I am never comin' home