I saw a funny freak parade
Marching down the street
They were acting very strange
Kissing everybody they meet

Bananas hanging out of their ears
Daffodils in their hands
Someone asked what's happening here

They were lead by a strange little man
Playing on a celery flute
Backed up by a big brass band
Made up one strong ruse

They were making a very strange sound
That was hard to describe
But you know something good’s going round

The fat policemen were getting uptight
Because they're drowning him in flowers
He knows they smell very sweet
But his face is very sour

He wants to bust the whole company
Though he doesn't really know why
Maybe it’s because they act very free
Who knows!
I saw a funny freak parade
Marching down the street
They were acting very strange
Kissing everybody they meet

Bananas hanging out of their ears
Daffodils in their hands
Someone asked what's happening here

That's what's happening baby