[Chorus:]
How very dare you
You're gonna just sit there
And brag about all the things
You could do if you wanted to
How very dare you
You wanna just sit there
And talk about all the things
You could say on any given day

[Verse 1:]
Once I saw a documentary about Japanese people stabbing dolphins to death for money. It was sad. Good thing there’s plenty more dolphins!
Sometimes, I feel like I wanna stop eating animals cuz it hurts them and it messes up earth. But then I see a McDonald’s, and I wanna eat burgers too!

[Chorus:]
How very dare you
You're gonna just sit there
And brag about all the things
You could do if you wanted to
How very dare you
You wanna just sit there
And talk about all the things
You could say on any given day

[Verse 2:]
Sometimes I think that people on the news show want me to think what they think. Hey, isn’t that blonde lady pretty?
If I could do one thing to help the earth. It would be to give it a cup of smiles, so then everyone would be happy!

[Chorus:]
How very dare you
You're gonna just sit there
And brag about all the things
You could do if you wanted to
How very dare you
You wanna just sit there
And talk about all the things
You could say on any given day