[Intro]
Ball hugger, ball hugger, ball hugger, bo
Ball hugger, ball hugger, ball hugger, bo
Ball hugger, ball hugger, ball hugger, bo
Ball hugger, ball hugger, ball hugger, bo, bo

[Verse 1]
This one goes out to all the hard-asses who think they're holier than thou
I get a kick out of you when I go out
Playing in the sandbox with the well-endowed
Oh so proud

[Chorus]
Kiss that kiss
Hug that hug
A ball hugger's work is never done

[Verse 2]
Well, don't forget we remember everything you say
Your ideas seem to have lost their way
And like a fool he gets simple-minded
You find a fool and live for another day

[Chorus]
Kiss that kiss
Hug that hug
A ball hugger's work is never done
[Verse 3]
You get lost or worse, just to get your fix
When everything gets terrifying, needle your arm
One heart that's cold
One heart that's sold
Hey, let's watch that punk try to stand proud
Well-endowed

[Chorus]
Kiss that kiss
Hug that hug
A ball hugger's work is never done

[Bridge]
Well, don't forget we remember everything that you say
With a look and appeal like the undead
One heart that's hypocritical
A personality cynical
You're throwing the rest, yeah, you're throwing the rest away

[Verse 4]
One heart that's cold
Another that is sold
Well, hey, let's watch that punk try to stand proud
Well-endowed
[Chorus]
Kiss that kiss
Hug that hug
A ball hugger's work is never done

[Outro]
Ball hugger, ball hugger, ball hugger, bo
Ball hugger, ball hugger, ball hugger, bo
Ball hugger, ball hugger, ball hugger, bo
Ball hugger, ball hugger, ball hugger