[Chorus]
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Boom, Boom
That's how we set sail

[Verse 1]
First, we set sail for the Canaries
With a cargo of forty-seven fairies
We laid around the bunks
With those forty-seven punks
Till all our teeth sprouted caries

[Chorus]
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Boom, Boom
And that's how we set sail

[Verse 2]
Then we set sail for the Laddrones
With a cargo of forty-seven ponies
We horsed around till noon
Till our instruments were worn
They looked just like melted macaroni's

[Chorus]
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Boom, Boom
And that's how we set sail
[Verse 3]
And then we set sail for the Antillеs
And the supercargo's name it was Achillеs
He gave the crew a feel
With his damned erotic heel
But he gave all the officers the willies

[Chorus]
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Boom, Boom
And that's how we set sail

[Verse 4]
And then we set sail for the Hawaiians
With a cargo of forty-seven lions
By the time that we were done
We had buggered every one
And the offspring were a miracle to science

[Chorus]
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Boom, Boom
And that's how we set sail

[Verse 5]
And then we set sail for the Aleutians
With a cargo of forty-seven Prussians
By the time we reached the Isles
They were tangled up in piles
And the mess ended up in institutions
[Chorus]
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Boom, Boom
And that's how we set sail