[Verse 1]
The Ring Dang Doo, now, what is that?
It's round and dark like a bowler hat
It's good for me and it's good for you
And it's what they call the Ring Dang Doo

[Verse 2]
Now, there was this girl and a bright young maid
Of men and boys, she was sore afraid
She woke one night with a feeling new
That there was a stranger in her Ring Dang Doo

[Verse 3]
Her father come up and angry stood
Says, "You have lost your maidenhood"
Pack your bags and your satchel too
And get the hell out with your Ring Dang Doo

[Verse 4]
So she went to the city and became a whore
Hung this sign upon her door
"One dollar each and three for two
To take a little crack at my Ring Dang Doo"

[Verse 5]
So the army came and the army went
The price went up to fifty cents
They caught the clap and the looies too
And the seven year itch from her Ring Dang Doo
[Verse 6]
So the M.P.'s came and they shot her dead
The troops filed by as she lay in bed
On a pole for the public view
They hung it up there, her Ring Dang Doo

[Verse 7]
Oh, the Ring Dang Doo, now, what is that?
It's round and dark like a bowler hat
It's good for me and it's good for you
And it's what they call the Ring Dang Doo