[Verse 1]
There was a man from the county Claire
A nobleman beyond compare
He was famous everywhere
As a man with prodigious

[Chorus]
Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquets and parties
And balls, balls, balls

[Verse 2]
Oh, they were large, and they were red
Round as the sun and heavy as lead
He could swing them around his head
This man with prodigious

[Chorus]
Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquеts and parties
And balls, balls, balls

[Verse 3]
One day while walking down thе street
A fair young maid he chanced to meet
She thought it would be a delectable treat
To twirl his prodigious
[Chorus]
Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquets and parties
And balls, balls, balls

[Verse 4]
She twirled them up and she twirled them down
She twirled them square, she twirled them round
Alas, she was crushed by a great rebound
Of the really prodigious

[Chorus]
Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquets and parties
And balls, balls, balls

[Verse 5]
At first a shriek and then a yell
The police came on and on him fell
They locked him up in a dungeon cell
With a ten-pound chain on his

[Chorus]
Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquets and parties
And balls, balls, balls
[Verse 6]
And now he sits in [?]
And eye's them all with a twisted smile
And he sighs and thinks once in a while
Of the maiden who played with his

[Chorus]
Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquets and parties
And balls, balls, balls

[Verse 7]
So, if your well-endowed take heed
Respect the sack, protect the seed
No matter how those girls may beg and plead
Don't let them play with your

[Chorus]
Parties, banquets and balls, me boys
Parties, banquets and balls
Parties and banquets and banquets and parties
And balls, balls, balls