Vance Gilbert
Kiss the Bad Boys
[Intro]
One, two, one two three four
[Verse 1]
Coming in well after curfew
With a smile on her face
She only likes to kiss the bad boys
Red slits for eyes
Hair all over the place
She only likes to kiss the bad boys
[Verse 2]
Lipstick look like
It’s got a mind of its own
Blouse is on backwards
One shoe completely gone
But she’s standing at the window
Like she can’t stand to be alone
She only likes to kiss the bad boys
[Verse 3]
Daddy pops antacid
Like it's going outta style
She only likes to kiss the bad boys
Sayid ”I'm going straight to the gravе
Trying to raise this child”
She only likes to kiss thе bad boys
[Verse 4]
There was a young man
Who used to come and call
Daddy came to like him
With his purple hair and all
'Til daddy saw his picture
On the post office wall
She only likes to kiss the bad boys
[Bridge]
She likes a fire in the belly
She likes them on the run
She likes them with a rap sheet
And when they carry 'round a gun
They tried to fix her up
With a buttoned down engineer
By the time she was done
He was someone else's son
He staggered home with a pink mohawk
And a belly full of beer
Yes he did, oh yeah
[Guitar and sax solos]
[Bridge]
She likes a fire in the belly
She likes them on the run
She likes them with a rap sheet
And when they carry 'round a gun
She didn’t mind the blind date
With the suit that wouldn’t smile
But when the evening came to close
He had a diamond in his nose
A mugshot, a nickname
And fingerprints on file
[Verse 5]
Mamma tried to talk some sense
But it wasn’t no use
She only likes to kiss the bad boys
She come off way too sympathetic
She was like that way once too
She only likes to kiss the bad boys
[Verse 6]
Daddy put his foot down
Told mamma “Get a clue”
She took a half gallon of tequila
And poured it down the loo
And to set a good example
She had one tattoo removed, the one that said
She only likes to kiss the bad boys
You know the one she had taken off
She only likes to kiss the bad boys
Whoa, you know which one I'm talkin' about
She only likes to kiss the bad boys
Look out y'all
She only likes to kiss the bad boys