Vance Gilbert
One Or Two of These Things
[Verse 1]
If you were a movie
I would be the rest of the story
Teeny bits and pieces
Scattered 'cross the cuttin' room floor

[Verse 2]
If you were a picture
I would be the crack in the sheetrock wall
Right where the nail went in
Never quite strong enough to hold on

[Pre-Chorus]
If you were a championship home run
I would be the centerfielder's glove
That never heard the cheer for the catch
Never stood a chance with your love

[Chorus]
If you see you in these things
In even one or two of these things

[Verse 3]
If you were a racin' car
I would be your racin' car tire
Happy going round and round
While you set the track on fire
[Verse 4]
If you were a summer breeze
I would be your squeaky screen door
That the kids that we dreamed of havin'
Let slam while they run through laughin'

[Pre-Chorus]
If you were 1993
When you up and hit the road
If you were the queen of heartbreak city
If I had the patience of Job

[Chorus]
If you see you in these things
In even one or two of these things

[Mandolin Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]
If you were my very last day on earth
And you spent it sleeping
I would tiptoe through this town
Murder anybody that made a sound

[Chorus]
If you see you in these things
In even one or two of these things
If you see you in these things
In even one or two of these things