[Verse 1]
In an airplane, I was flying
Just a flight attendant guy
I can be clumsy, and I stumbled
Out the door into the sky
Now I am falling through the air
Wind and regret flow through my hair
All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean

[Verse 2]
Suddenly, there's a ring in my cell phone; I pick it up
It's the Angel of Death, and he says "Wazzup?"
I say, "What is it this time?"
And he's like, "Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell"
He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut
So I snicker and say, "I'd love to, but
Gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do"

[Chorus]
I'm in a state of shock, but it's something new
I guess it all depends on your point of view, it's true

[Verse 3]
This is boring, yes I'm falling
But it's taking quite a while
My destination is impending
Might as well go out in style
I put my arms out to the skies
Whistle a tune and close my eyes
Trying to briefly realize perpetual motion
[Verse 4]
Suddenly, giant tentacles rise from the open sea
And with total precision they lasso me
It's a monstrous squid, and he saved my life
But I am too freaked out to be nice
So I tell him the truth, that I'd rather fall
No offense, but at least it's predictable
Gotta stop stalling, I've got some falling to do

[Chorus]
I'm probably gonna die, but it's something new
I guess it all depends on your point of view, it's true