So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too (Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me)
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap! (I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed)
Huh!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! (She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead)
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong! (Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb)

DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here! (So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't)