Wake up in a brand new bed
I’m never gonna do that again
Drink until I lose my head
But I’m never gonna do that again

It’s these crazy things I feel I have to do
Just to get closer to sober
When I say ‘I’m over you’

You can tell your mother I love her
But you never really were the one
You can tell your sister I’ll miss her
And I’m sorry that I’ve gotta run
You can tell your father I’d rather
Shoot myself in the head than have him
See me in a white dress
If that was love
I’m never gonna do that again

I’m never gonna do that again

Book a one-way to tokyo
I’m never gonna do that again
No plans to come home
But I’m never gonna do that again

All these crazy things that I feel I have to do
Just to get over a lover as crazy as you

You can tell your mother I love her
But you never really were the one
You can tell your sister I’ll miss her
And I’m sorry that I’ve gotta run
You can tell your father I’d rather
Shoot myself in the head than have him
See me in a white dress
If that was love
I’m never gonna do that again

I didn’t slash your car tyres
Or make out with your best friend
But I’m sure you’ll think of something
You can go ahead and say what you want

You can tell your mother I love her
But you never really were the one
You can tell your sister I’ll miss her
And I’m sorry that I’ve gotta run
You can tell your father I’d rather
Shoot myself in the head than have him
See me in a white dress
If that was love
I’m never gonna do that again

I’m never gonna do that again
I’m never gonna do that again
I’m never gonna do that again
No, if that was love
I’m never gonna do that again