[DAUNTLESS]
Oh...
I liked her!

[LARKEN]
So did I

[DAUNTLESS, COMPANY]
Why (Why, why, why)
Must every princess get the bird?

[LADY MERRILL]
It's just absurd!

[LADY ROWENA]
I never heard a test so difficult to pass!

[DAUNTLESS]
Alas! A lass is what I lack
I lack a lass; Alas! Alack!

[KNIGHTS]
Throughout the land, no one may wed
'Til Dauntless shares his marriage bed

[LADIES]
Oh...
The lonely spinster's life!
[ALL]
Go?...
And get the prince a royal wife!

We have an opening for a princess
For a genuine, certified princess

[LADIES]
Tell us when you intend to end this dilemma we're in!

[KNIGHTS]
None of the ladies give a fig for livin' in sin!

[ALL]
We have an opening for a princess
For a beautiful, bonafide princess

[LADIES]
Where's the dutiful knight who'll right all the wrong we've been done?

[KNIGHTS]
None of the ladies are having any fun!

[LADIES]
What to do?
[KNIGHTS]
What to do?

[LADIES]
What to do?

[KNIGHTS]
What to do?

[LADIES]
Pity the ladies in waiting

[KNIGHTS]
Pity the gentlemen too!

[LADIES]
Four!

[KNIGHTS]
Six!

[ALL]
Eight, ten, eleven, twelve contenders in a row!

[KNIGHTS]
They came, they were tested
[LADIES, KNIGHTS]
Then swiftly requested to go?... (Blow the trumpet!)
For a princess
For a genuine, certified princess. (Sound the fife!)
Tell us when you intend to send us a girl who can pass! (Go and get the prince a royal wife!)

[KNIGHTS]
None of the ladies are having any--

[ALL]
No one is having any
No one is getting any--younger
And it's been God knows how long since!

[KNIGHTS, LADIES]
We have an opening for a princess
For a genuine, certified princess (We have an opening for a princess)

[ALL]
We have an opening for a princess
Who's good enough, nice enough, sweet enough, smart enough, rich enough
For our poor prince!