[Verse 1]
Sitting here trying to remember
Where it all went wrong so long ago
And how our little flame became an ember
And how that ember turned as cold as snow

[Chorus]
I got a warm beer and a cold woman
I should've never come to town
I got a warm beer and a cold woman
I wish it was the other way around

[Verse 2]
Sometimes in certain situations
It don't do no good to complain
I tried to manage expectations
I wish I had somebody else to blame

[Chorus]
I got a warm beer and a cold woman
I should've never come to town
I got a warm beer and a cold woman
I wish it was the other way around

[Bridge]
I could be lonely
Dying of thirst
Things could be better
Things could be worse

[Chorus]
I got a warm beer and a cold woman
I should've never come to town
I got a warm beer and a cold woman
I wish it was the other way around
I wish it was the other way around
I wish it was the other way around