In the taillight glow, I see ‘em
Blue hairs drivin’ in my lane
When she hit me and departed
I knew there’d be no insurance claim

Lucky I’m a paid up member
Here comes good ole triple A
Blue hairs drivin’ in my lane

Someday on the streets up yonder
There’ll be no old Chevrolet’s
In a land that holds no parking
And no more blue hairs driving in my lane