Elvis was a narc wearing rhinestones after dark
He did his best to keep Memphis drug-free
He knew every pill he'd eat would be one less on the
Street
Elvis did it all for you and me

Who's that coming through the park
Wearing rhinestones after dark
Looking much too fat to be a cop
He's keeping Memphis clean
From his long black limousine
Fighting crime with fast karate chops

Somehow I can't believe
That he did the drugs they say
Somehow I can't believe the King O.D.'d
He was seen last week in Iowa
Said the National Enquirer
Elvis did it all for you and me

Now my money is all spent
Because to Gracelands I went
To see those things I really had to see
I don't mean to spoil it
But he died sitting on his toilet
Isn't that a lovely memory