Pinkard & Bowden
(I’m Gonna Beat) The Cheat Out of You
If you don't quit running around on me
I'm gonna, beat the cheat out of you

Well I noticed your pink panties
Weren't in your drawer today
The fancy pair from Frederick's
That I bought you in LA
Well I hope that your new lover likes pink with black and blue
Cause if you don't quit running around on me
I'm gonna, beat the cheat out of you

Well you've fallen off your pedestal
I'll have to put you back in place
And girl if you don't stay there
I'll have to rearrange your face
And I hope your brand new boyfriend likes playing doctor too
Cause if you don't quit running around on me
I'm gonna, beat the cheat out of you

Now honey dumplings, you know that I love you
But you can push me too far
Now I thought I was pretty understanding
The week you totaled both our cars
Oh I coulda ripped your lips off then
But I thought, nah that ain't the thing to do
But if you don't quit running around on me
I'm gonna, beat the cheat out of you
Well you've fallen off your pedestal
And you landed on your knees
But I hope you didn't hurt yourself
You can leave all that to me
And I hope your brand new boyfriend likes playing doctor too
Cause if you don't quit running around on me
I'm gonna, beat the cheat out of you