Mama I found someone like you said, I took her home
She has no snout but she’s no doubt the biggest pig I’ve known
I thought that she would help me out with the laundry and the chores
But there are those who won’t wash clothes and guess who’s scrubbing the floors

Mama, she’s lazy, lazier than me
And on my couch is where she sits, she’s always gonna be
I’ve never slept that long, she beats all I’ve ever seen
Mama, she’s lazy, she’s lazier than me

And mama, you always said, get the lead out of your pants
But that old phrase don’t faze her daze, she’s always in a trance
She’s hung upon the movie stars on the afternoon TV
And now I’m converned she ain’t worth a durn and I can’t even get her to leave

Mama, she’s lazy, lazier than me
And on my couch is where she sits, she’s always gonna be
She’s never swept the floors since she swept me off my feet
Mama, she’s lazy, she’s lazier than me

Ohhhhh, mama she’s lazy, she’s lazier than me