There's so many times we've crashed and burned
Seems like the colonel would finally learn
Our Russian jets don't make good submarines
We fly out to protect our nation
And use seat bottoms for floatation
The water's warm, and we're good swimmers too

So kiss me and smile for me
Call my folks in Tripoli
Tell them that Khadafi made me go
I'm a Libyan on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Muammar, I hate to go

Aircraft carrier J.F.K
Come to blow our chemical plant away
But we keep telling them it's just pharmaceutical

So miss me and pray for me
Bow down to the East for me
Kneel and gently kiss my butt good-bye
I'm a Libyan on a jet plane
Don't know if I'll be back again
Libyan on a jet plane
Don't know if I'll be back again