Whole world is goin' downhill
Since my baby turned gay
Everything was fine until
She went the other way
I don't sleep like I know I should
I don't enjoy my livelihood
Nothin' don't taste as good
Since my baby turned gay

I gave my heart to her
And then my baby went away
She runned off with a carpenter
Name of Lucy Mae
My pride's shattered and my ego's shrunk
All I want to do is get sloppy drunk
I never ever would have think
My baby'd turn gay

My centerfold done hit the road
Woe is me
It's a cruel world 'cause I'm a fool for girls
And so is she

I'm never gonna be
The same as yesterday
I don't know who to blame
Dang it anyway
I wash my own laundry now
Cook my own greasy chow
Sit alone and wonder how
Come my baby turned gay
Sit alone and wonder how
Come my baby turned gay