An old cowpoke went cruising on one warm and special day
And at the rest stop were some men he couldn’t tell were gay
And all at once he thought he heard a redneck cattle call
Then 2 big sissies grabbed him up and nailed him to the wall
Yippy-yi-yaaay, Yippy-yi-yooo
Fudge Packers In Disguise


Their trucks were haulin’ Hershey Bars, their boots had toes of steel
His hiney was on fire and their hot breath he could feel
It goes to show the cover of a book you cannot judge
Cause who’d have thought these macho dudes were into packin fudge
Yippy-yi-yaaay, Yippy-yi-yooo
Fudge Packers In Disguise