Out in the country passed the city limit sign
Is the Back Door Lounge near the county line
The guys start humpin’ every evenin’ when they’re not goin down
There’s Judy Garland on the jukebox, Virginia Slims to smoke
That’s where the gay cowpokes do the poop chute boogie

I said here we go, do si do, c’mon baby let’s do the poop chute
Exlax, circle jacks, c’mon meet me out back, we’re gonna boogie
I said bend down, reach around, go to town, poop chute boogie

Well the bartender says Judy, what will it be
I’ll have a shot of that floor, sir, looking at me
The dance floor is swishin and it’s hot as Liberace’s thighs
Transvestites, booty boys, there ain’t no strays
Nobody ever has to wait to do the poop chute boogie

I said here we go, do si do, c’mon baby let’s do the poop chute
Exlax, circle jacks, c’mon meet me out back, we’re gonna boogie
I said bend down, reach around, go to town, poop chute boogie

I said here we go, do si do, c’mon baby let’s do the poop chute
Exlax, circle jacks, c’mon meet me out back, we’re gonna boogie
I said bend down, reach around, go to town, poop chute boogie