She thinks I steal cars

Just because my attics full of hubcaps
Just because the basement’s full of tires
Just because I ground the numbers off her engine block
She thinks I steal cars

And if she’s happy thinking I’m a car thief
I guess it’s cause I gave her such a deal
But all her old friends keep asking questions
Like where did you get that Oldsmobile

And just because the police came this morning
Just because they slammed behind bars
Just because she found the bathtub full of auto parts
She thinks I steal cars

She thinks I steal cars