[Intro]
1, 2, 3, 4

[Verse 1]
Woah, slow down
Take it easy
There's a long line behind you
Lower your voice please
I know it's my job to make it the way you want it
Like a raspberry mocha
Or a caffe macchiato
Or a non-fat one-pump vanilla latte with two added shots of espresso
Relax and put it in perspective
I mean really

[Chorus]
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Is it really gonna break your day
If it's not exactly your way
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
It's just a fucking cup of coffee

[Verse 2]
Hey, OK
I get you're really pissed
But you're overreacting
Being ridiculous
Said "a little too much of this"
Or "not quite enough of that"
Is it too hot to sip it?
Is it not non-fat?
Did your house burn down?
Did your dog die?
Did you catch your husband in the act?
Come on, it's not the end of the world
I mean, really
[Chorus]
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Is it really gonna break your day
If it's not exactly your way
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
It's just a fucking cup of coffee

[Bridge]
I wish I could punch you in the face
But I can't
I wish I could stand up on this counter and rant
But I can't
Instead I have to say
"Have a nice day!"
But by the way

[Chorus]
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Is it really gonna break your day
If it's not exactly your way
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
It's just a fucking cup of coffee

[Outro]
Oh it's just a fucking cup of coffee