[Verse 1]
Oh I wish I had a gun just like the A-10
I'd be happy as a baby in a playpen
I'd mow 'em down like a weed-eater
With that 30 millimeter
I wish I had a gun just like the A-10

[Verse 2]
I wish I had 8 AMRAAMs like the eagle
I'd be having so much fun it'd be illegal
Like a guy who ain't been laid for months
I'd shoot those fuckers all at once
I wish I had 8 AMRAAMs like the eagle

[Verse 3]
I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen
To hang around that long is just a sin
And while you RTB and scoff
I'm doing loops and jackin' off
I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen

[Verse 4]
I wish I had the alpha of a hornet
Living to fight slow when others scorn it
When I can still pitch and roll
That other guy's going out of control
I wish I had the alpha of a hornet
[Verse 5]
Yeah, all you fuckers wish you flew the Viper
Probably since the time you wore a diaper
We got every mission that you do
And we fly 'em all better than you
Yeah, all you fuckers wish you flew the Viper

'Cause we're single seat, multi-role
We can fly right up our own asshole
Yeah, all you fuckers wish you flew the Viper