Oh my name is Sammy Small, fuck 'em all
Oh my name is Sammy Small, fuck 'em all
Oh my name is Sammy Small
And I've only got one ball
But it's better than none at all
So fuck 'em all

Oh they say I shot a man, fuck 'em all
Oh they say I shot a man, fuck 'em all
Oh they say I shot him dead
With a piece of fuckin' lead
Now that silly fucker's dead
So fuck 'em all

Oh they say I'm gonna swing, fuck 'em all
Oh they say I'm gonna swing, fuck 'em all
Oh they say I'm gonna swing
From a piece of fuckin' string
What a silly fuckin' thing
So fuck 'em all

Oh they say I grease the rope, fuck 'em all
Oh they say I grease the rope, fuck 'em all
Oh they say I grease the rope
With a piece of fuckin' soap
What a silly fuckin' joke
So fuck 'em all
Oh the parson, he will come, fuck 'em all
Oh the parson, he will come, fuck 'em all
Oh the parson, he will come
With his tales of Kingdom Come
He can shove it up his bum
So fuck 'em all

Oh the sherriff'll be there too, fuck 'em all
Oh the sherriff'll be there too, fuck 'em all
Oh the sherriff'll be there too
With his silly fuckin' crew
They got fuck-all else to do
So fuck 'em all

Oh the hangman wears a mask, fuck 'em all
Oh the hangman wears a mask, fuck 'em all
Oh the hangman wears a mask
For his silly fuckin' task
He can shove it up his ass
So fuck 'em all

I saw Molly in the crowd, fuck 'em all
I saw Molly in the crowd, fuck 'em all
I saw Molly in the crowd
And I felt so fuckin' proud
That I shouted right out loud
"So fuck 'em all!"