I used to be
A young fighter jock
Ice in my veins
Nerves like a rock

Now I'm just wastin'
Away in this hole
Nothin' but a UAV
Toy to control

What did I do
To deserve this fate
Fucked by bad timing
On a calendar date

They said I'm unlucky
That no one's to blame
But she is the reason
And this is her name

Oh, Tami
You broke my heart
You're the greasy little shitstain
That leaks from a fart
You're a cold-hearted bitch
And what I'd like to do
Is to piss on your dead, rotten corpse
Fuck you!
You were sent like a demon
From headquarters brass
Who wouldn't know good policy
If it plugged 'em in the ass

You cut down young greens
With a terrible howl
And quickly laid waste
To the state of morale

Oh, Tami
You broke my heart
You're the greasy little shitstain
That leaks from a fart
You're a cold-hearted bitch
And what I'd like to do
Is to piss on your dead, rotten corpse
Fuck you!

Oh, Tami
You're a four-letter word
You're the piss from a maggot
That feeds off a turd
You're a festering pus
From a whore's coochie-coo
I drink to your lingering death
Fuck you!
You're cancer, you're homework
You're capital gains tax
You're Kenny G playing all my favorite songs
On his sax
You're the nasty little fuck-stain
On the mattress of earth
Worse than the sight
Of a dog's afterbirth

Oh, Tami
You broke my heart
You're the greasy little shitstain
That leaks from a fart
You're a cold-hearted bitch
And what I'd like to do
Is to piss on your dead, rotten corpse
Fuck you!

And here's to you, Tami, you bitch
Fuck you!