Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
If the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
If the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!

Kinko's in his Kinko car, pockets full of change
Lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes
All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get
Silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigaretts

-Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the clown!!!
-Hi Kinko!!!
-And I really love you boys and girls!!!
Really, really....
-Awwww
-But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out
Stale tootsie rolls to you rugrats, so if anyone wants to come back
To Kinko's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really really like it
Really, really.....

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
If the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
If the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!

We go to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school
We play in Kinkos crawl space, there's never any room
We have to sit on Kinkos lap there's never any chairs
Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares

-Gee I haven't had this much fun since Christmas when I got
To play Santa Clause and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap-
-Mommy mommy! Kinko hurt me!-
-But that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws here
Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime

Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbuy
Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI
But Kinko has some handcuffs on his eyes were full of tears
Said "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years!"

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
The parents wanna beat me up and run me outa town!
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
Tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town!

-Bye boy's and girls!!!!
-Bye Kinko! See you at the turn of the century!
-Kinko really love you boys and girls!!
Really, really....