Mystery Science Theater 3000
Idiot Control Now
[Joel]
Alright, alright, let's do it again. You come in late, girls, again, and you're out! Alright. From the top!
[Verse]
With a pickle mind, we kick the nipple beer
Steady as a goat, we're flying over trout
Ghetto down the highway at the speed of light
All I wanna feel now is the wind in my eyes
Sack of monkeys in my pocket,
My sister's ready to go!
[Chorus]
[All]
Hear the engines roar now!
Idiot control now!
Hideous control now!
Ninny on the road now!
Minnie in control,
Wheels on fire,
Burning rubber tires!
[Dr. Forrester]
He's pretty good!
[Frank]
Good? He's the best!
[All]
Blurry jelly rolls now
Hiddy lets it go now
Needy inches bow down
Pitying a poor boy
Here the engines roar
Bees on pie
Burning rubber tires
[Dr. F]
Great! Pretty good! What do you think?
[Joel]
It STINKS!