[Intro]
Hello. Good day. Happy to see you. I, Crow T. Robot, have penned a little ditty in honor of the star of today's experiment, Kim Cattrall. It's called "Oh, Kim Cattrall" by Crow T. Robot. Sung by Crow T. Robot. It's marked allegro con brio, Köchel listing 643.

[Verse]
Kim Cattrall Kim Cattrall
Kim Kim Kim Kim Kim Cattrall
You were in Mannequin and that was a really good movie,

Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall
Kim Caaatraaaall!

Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall
Kim Cattrall
Kim Kim Kim Cattrall

You've never made a bad film.
Oh, what the hell,
Ring my bell,
Let's go to the Dells,
Our relationship will gel.
I like your smell,
You're really swell,
I'm Charlton Heston for Contel.

I love you Kim
(I liked your dress at the Ace Awards)
Cattrall!