Brought together by a rig-check
It was love at first sight
When we eyeballed at the burger stall
On the A11 one night
Pretty soon we were married
We tried to settle down
But it all fell apart
Because of this sound

Chorus:
Her finger's on the pulse of the radio world
The Casanova channel for shy boys and girls
Well if you're ugly that's quite alright
No-one will know out there in the night
My Suzi was a heartbreaker

I got used to sitting alone
In our living room at night
Watching awful comedies
Through the TVI
While she directed the riots
From the gloom of her bedside light
We had our arguments
And we had our rows
But no matter what I said
She would not put that thing down

Chorus:
Her finger's on the pulse of the radio world
The Casanova channel for shy boys and girls
Well if you're ugly that's quite alright
No-one will know out there in the night
My Suzi was a heartbreaker

I woke up late one night
And I turned my head
I stared at the indentation
Next to me in the bed
I walked over to the CB
And I turned it on
I found her on the OneFour (1,4)
She was telling me she had gone
Oh yeah yeah yeah!
Oh no no no!

The streets aren't safe anymore
I don't like to go out on my own
So if I need any company
I just bring it right into my home
I just get on the OneFour
And I've got thousands of friends
And if I'm really really lucky
I will hear her and see her again

Chorus:
Her finger's on the pulse of the radio world
The Casanova channel for shy boys and girls
Well if you're ugly that's quite alright
No-one will know out there in the night
My little Suzi was
My little Suzi was
My little Suzi was a heartbreaker yeah
OneFour for a copy!

(Copyright DREWETT 1983 - Cote Basque Music Publishing Limited)