Does anyone know where the march is?
We've been searching for hours
We couldn't get the generator started
We were on the back of a lorry
But with no power, we had no sound
While we were tackling the problem
The march moved off and disappeared into town

Chorus:
Oh, where did it go, god knows!
It could have been worse I suppose
Just look at us
We're standing there in our rebel clothes
Singing rebel songs with a rebel pose
We were waiting for the traffic to clear
Stuck outside of Tesco's

Does anyone know where the march is?
We bellowed at the passers-by
They thought we were a bunch of crazies, no reply
We saw a kid clutching a leaflet
Oh this is where the march must have been
She told us we were all stupid
It was causing the traffic jam that we were in
We were in