(Kabuto)
Yo!
Yo yo yo!
Here we go. Yo!
Ball so hard, I got boobs all over everything
Boob car, boob card, all boob everything
Boob Mafia ladies and dudes comment
On my three piece suit and a tie with boobs on it
Yeah buddy, rolling like a big shot
Chevy airbrushed with the Maxim tit job
Fresh inside, you know how it's upholstered
All synthetic breasts, you can go ahead and stroke it
Poke it, nipple on the shifter is the steez, cuz
And the seats got just the right amout of peach fuzz
Boob throw pillows at the pad, that's a given
And my beanbag chair is hella duly shura jigglin' (?)
You might think with all of the fame Kabuto lost it
But in the back, I got something better than the ball pit
So bring your folks down to the crib, Chez Kabuto
The place where we keep it classy - I hope they like the boobs though
[Chorus]
(Rappy)
Boobs! (x32)
(Kabuto)
I'm Ralph Bakshi
Johnny Boob, ain't a damn thing changed
I'm Ralph Bakshi
Fusion enveloping boobs over everything
[END Chorus]
(Rappy)
Hear the knockin' of the boots rockin'
Stop and walk in 'cause this flophouse is top ten
Hop in, see the whole town's talkin'
Outright squawkin', it's downright shockin'
Fly high flockin', poppin', lockin'
No doubt that we go down rockin'
See 'em stockin' deals that we're hawkin'
Clock in the EBT and start shoppin'
We got the brand new lava lamps
Do the guava dance, DUDE, I'M ON ACID
Little nipples in the rippled up plastic
I get sad if your ding-dong's flaccid
Hair plug thug, Ted Dansom anthem
Spiritual sage on the tantric mantra
Putting on the fur suit, spastic panda
Smile in the restroom, Candid Camera
In my robe, right, and I flow with the strobe light
Drag queens screaming on the stage, it's a show night
Cover up the grow lights, yo it's all right
Raise the spray eight ways and praise the jay
Struttin' down the hallways in the gold medallions
Betty Boop, meet Eddie Valiant
Sweatin' gallons, moonlight howlin'
Maui time, I'm the Haole Stallion
Shaolin shaman, animal at the mall
Vampire cannibal, boobs on the mandible
Big boobs, small boobs, all boobs, call you to fall through
All you dudes who like n*** boobs
Little cousin are you into a coke binge
Smokin' from both ends, hopin' and yopin' (?)
Straw hat showman stepping my game up
It's Baby Rappy, let me see you set your frame up
(Scratch break)
(Kabuto)
Boobs rule everything around me
All boob everything
Boobs rule everything around me
Three piece suit and a tie with boobs on it
Boobs rule everything around me
All boob everything
Boobs rule everything around me
Johnny Boob, ain't a damn thing changed
[Chorus]
(Rappy)
Boobs! (x32)
(Kabuto)
I'm Ralph Bakshi
Johnny Boob, ain't a damn thing changed
I'm Ralph Bakshi
Fusion enveloping boobs over everything
[END Chorus]
(Kabuto)
Bumpin' Johnny Boob up in the whip so I don't hear you
Here too, fuzzy boobs swinging from the rear view
And I don't give a fuck if you think this shit is weird, dude
'cause when it comes to boobs, check the heart, it's what they're near to
And I hope I don't appear objectifying, that'd be wack as fuck and shit
But these boobs, I think they grow them in a vat or something
It ain't a sexual thing, if you're thinking that's disgusting
...yo, yo, okay, granted
Granted, maybe this ain't look good
It's just, like, I think it complements the trim with the wood, right?
Yeah, I don't really blame you if you spit-take me
I mean, look, I've been going through a lot of shit lately
I guess, I probably should have talked to someone, I'm sorry, I know that now
You know how this business is though, you never know who your real friends are...
What? no, of course, you, of course, no I wouldn't - I didn't mean to... okay, look, forget it
[Chorus]
(Rappy)
Boobs! (x32)
(Kabuto)
I'm Ralph Bakshi
Johnny Boob, ain't a damn thing changed
I'm Ralph Bakshi
Fusion enveloping boobs over everything
[END Chorus]
(Kabuto)
No, no, I... I get what you're saying... I WILL go to counseling...
Uh, I just need like a week or two, just to, like, you know, deacclimate... to my situation... you know, I don't wanna... get rid of them all at once... 'cause I might, I just... you know, I don't know if - that would be hard
I'm trying to quit smoking, also, you know? And I haven't - I've, I've been - you know, I haven't been drinking, I've been really on the wagon about that
I just feel like... you know, what, you know, one thing at a time? I don't know
Idunno - I still don't think it's that weird
