Somebody's in my orchard
Picking my plum tree
Somebody's in my vineyard
Stealing my grapes from me

If I catch that cat
I'll take my gun and right to death

Somebody's is sneaking melons
All from my melon vine
Whoever grave this beauties
He ain't no friend of mine

If I catch that cat
I'll take my gun and right to death

Somebody dig my fig trees
Someone loves their juice
That someone with that sweet juice
Ain't nothing but bad news

If I catch that cat
I'll take my gun and right to death

Somebody likes persimmons
I see them looking back
Look all my wallets
Listen to his lips smack
If I catch that cat
I'll take my gun and right to death

Somebody ate green apples
He is got a tummy ache
Somebody shook my peach tree
That is the last thing you'll shake

I'll catch that fat cat
I'll take my gun and right to death

I'll catch that fat cat
I'll take my gun and right to death