[Intro]
Hey, dude
Hey, dude
Hey, dude
Hey, bro
Hey, buddy
Hey, dude
Hey dude, hey dude...

[Verse 1 ]
Hey dude I was thinking we could go do
Something dirty, yeah
Hey dude I was thinking we could go do
Something dirty, yeah
Uh, I don't know, man. I like to do manly things, you know? Just manly guys doing manly things, you know what I mean?
Listen: I like to do manly things
But I like, baby, to do them with you
I was thinking we could go do
Something dirty, yeah
D-d-d-d-Dirty, yeah
Dirty? Well, like what?
You know what I like:

[Hook]
Soccer practice with the water polo team
Do some track and field on the football green
Go to the locker room, do some weight training
It would be real hot if we joined the Army

[Post-Chorus]
Soccer practice
Soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Soc Soc soc soccer practice
Soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Soc soc soc

[Verse 2]
I'm a dirty frat boy on a dirty soccer team
Go into the locker room after wrestling
I'm a dirty frat boy on a dirty soccer team
Go into the locker room after wrestling
I was there 'cause my buddy's down
There is nothing wrong with helping a buddy out (Yes)
I was there 'cause my buddy's down
There is nothing wrong with helping a buddy out with

[Hook]
Soccer practice with the water polo team
Do some track and field on the football green
Go to the locker room, do some weight training
It would be real hot if we joined the Army
[Bridge]
Marines, Air Force
Of course
Yes, sir!
Soccer practice
Soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Hey, buddy
Hey, bro
Hey dude Hey dude Hey dude

[Hook]
Soccer practice with the water polo team
Do some track and field on the football green
Go to the locker room, do some weight training
It would be real hot if we joined the Army

[Outro]
Soccer practice oooh
Soccer practice
Get a goal, shower up
Do it now, for your coach
Uh, uh, uh
Soccer practice
Oh, whoa
Soccer practice
Soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Soc soc soc soc soccer practice
Wait a minute, dude. You're not talking about joining the army or soccer practice at all are you?
You're right, I'm not!
Alright boys, shower up