Damn boy the way you got me acting It's crazy I can't explain it
I feel like something's come over me, but I don't know what it is
But I'm gonna try to explain it to you, the best way I know how

Ain't got no roommates
Don't like no cheesecake
Don't wear no pant suit
With sequins and shoulder pads
I'm not a granny
That don't wear panties
But when I'm with you
I feel like I never have
Boy you make me want to get it on
Or do a charity dance-a-thon
So frisky I want to spank you
While we're drinking at the rusty anchor
Like a dirty game show
Want to grab that dough
You got me acting like a hoe

You got me feeling like blanche devereaux
Got me hot boy, out of control
You got me feeling like Blanche devereaux
Whoa whoa woah
You got me feeling like Blanche devereaux
You got me acting like a real big hoe
You got me feeling like Blanche devereaux
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Thank you for being such a
Hot
Tight
Young
Man
Travel down your pants and back again
You wrap around me like a
Satin caftan
How you do it I don't understand
Most folks say I'm more like Dorothy
Sometimes I am stupid just like Rose
But oh boy every time I see you
I'm getting sassy like Sophia
Come and sit on my lanai
We can do it all night
Or many many many times

Got me feeling like Blanche devereaux
Got me hot boy, out of control
You got me feeling like Blanche devereaux
Whoa whoa whoa
You got me feeling like Blanche devereaux
Got me acting like a real big hoe
You got me feeling like blanche devereaux
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Damn baby, you look so good
You get me hot
I need to go out to the Lanai to catch my breath. mmm
I wish we were at twin oaks
I'd take you under a Grand magnolia tree, and make sweet sweet love to you
I like you boy, cuz you're a tight man!
And I love a tight man!
Cast iron packs
Thighs that could choke a bear
And a butt you could eat breakfast off of
And you and I would... Oh!
I didn't realize that the rest of y'all was still here, listening to this song
I was thinking about a tight man. I love a tight man!
Now what was I saying before? Oh I remember

You make me feel like Blanche devereaux
Got a hot body out of control
You got me feeling like Blanche devereaux
Whoa whoa whoa
You got me feeling like Blanche devereaux
Got me acting like a real big hoe
Got me feeling like Blanche devereaux
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

Damn baby, oh!
You got me feeling crazy like Blanche devereaux. I want to take you right to b e d. That's the initials of Blanche Elizabeth devereaux, damn! Now don't think I'm going to start dressing like her. I'm not feathering my hair or nothin'. But you know as blanche says "You pretend you're the navy and I'm a friendly port." Mmm. Come over here cutie