Welcome to Camp Morning-Wood, where for the next three weeks of your life you'll either rub two sticks together or whittle your own wood

Boys in the mess hall
Boys in the swimming pool
Boys in the bathroom
All these boys are everywhere

That one's a douchebag
That one's a drama queen
I don't really know why
I wanna see his underwear

The fire's getting hot and I just can't cool off
My thunder thighs, they shake
I'm wetter than the lake
And I would pitch a tent but now my rod is bent
Oh, Scout master please, I'm falling to my knees

And I never noticed he was such a hunk, oh
Do I wanna choose the top or bottom bunk, oh
So, which bunk do you prefer?
Well, I generally like to be on top
Hahaha!

Top to bottom, I wanna love you
Top to bottom, I wanna touch you
Top to bottom, oh would you like to?
Top to bottom, oh, oh, ooh-whoa

Boys playing LeapFrog
Boys playing Bucket Pool
Boys playing Ring Toss
All these boys are just my type

Bird-watching all day
Works up an appetite
I got a craving
For roasting wieners through the night

The fire's getting hot and I just can't cool off
My thunder thighs, they shake
I'm wetter than the lake
And I would pitch a tent but now my rod is bent
Oh, Scout master please, I'm falling to my knees
All right boys, today we'll be experimenting in water sports
Woo! Camp rocks

Top to bottom, I wanna love you
Top to bottom, I wanna touch you
Top to bottom, oh would you like to?
Top to bottom, oh, oh, ooh-whoa

Top to bottom, oh, oh, ooh-whoa
Top to bottom, oh, oh, ooh-whoa

Well, our trip to the make-a-manhood has come to a close
We're pulling out first thing in the morning
Now get up buddy and help pack your shit
Whoa, I love the buddy system

Top to bottom, I wanna love you
Top to bottom, I wanna touch you
Top to bottom, oh would you like to?
Top to bottom, oh, oh, ooh-whoa

Top to bottom, oh, oh, ooh-whoa
Top to bottom, oh, oh, ooh-whoa